
"God sends us into dark places so we can shine."
Pastor Joel Osteen
Joke: Phone calls to heaven were $10,000/min. at churches all over America. Calls were only 25 cents/min in Texas because "it was a local call".
Bible Confession This is my Bible. I am what it says I am, I have what it says I have, I
can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the Word...